To The Point
Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the
pirate-infested coast of Somalia !
|
|
|
L u x u r y
C r u i s e L i n e s
|
Now
Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below.
|
|
Ultimate
Adventure Cruise Route
|
Rates and Availability
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Days
|
|
|
|
|
5
|
|
|
|
|
7
|
|
|
|
|
10
|
|
|
|
|
7
|
|
|
|
|
7
|
|
|
|
|
5
|
|
|
|
|
7
|
|
|
|
|
10
|
|
|
|
|
7
|
|
|
|
|
7
|
|
|
We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf
of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa , Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside
room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).
|
|
|
You'll relax like never before!
|
|
That's
because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't
have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard
Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and
marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is...
|
|
...Pirate Target Practice!
|
|
|
|
The
object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to
get hijacked by pirates!
|
|
|
Price
|
|
AK-47 Light Assault
|
$12.00
Per Day
|
On
a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with
7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
|
M-16 Full Automatic
|
$25.00
Per Day
|
Rent
a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16
per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
|
Barrett M-107 50 Caliber
|
$59.00
Per Day
|
Hello!
Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper
rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably
priced at only $29.95.
|
RPG Launcher
|
$175.00
Per Day
|
Want
to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three
fragmentation rounds included! A true favorite among pirates, rent one
today and show you care!
|
|
|
Customer Testimonials
|
|
|
|
"Six
attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my
wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the
mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred
D., Cincinnati , OH
|
|
"Pirates
0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly
enough!" -- Ben
L., Bethesda , MD
|
|
|
BUT
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30
seconds of sustained fire!
|
|
Additional Cruise Line Services
|
- Need a spotter?
Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only
$30/hour.
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not)
- Also included:
Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the
night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main
deck from 7pm until 6am
- Our deluxe package
comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar
|
|
OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!
|
|
|
We guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking
attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon
arrival in Mombasa ..
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus
in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact,
we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure
maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships."
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the
entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is
fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five
minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shore side to attract
maximum attention.
|
|
ACT NOW!
|
Cabin space is limited so you need to
respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 31st
and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of
your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise
now!
|
|
BUT THERE'S
EVEN MORE!
|
|
|
|
Reserve now and be automatically entered to win a 5
minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB
installation!
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates...
they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and
their lousy aim... Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine
Somali pirates!" --
Mike W., Savannah , GA
"Holy crap! I mean literally, I crapped myself! This gun shook the
deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard I just had to release it.
AWESOME!-- Jim W., Tampa , FL
|
|
|
|
